No Hell
Monday, April 12, 2010 at 10:39PM 
"What happened to you?" said the congregation.
Unk shook his head vaguely. He could think of no apt condensation of his adventures for the obviously ritual mood. Something great was plainly expected of him. He was not up to greatness. He exhaled noisily, letting the congregation know that he was sorry to fail them with his colorlessness. "I was the victim of a series of accidents," he said. He shrugged. "As are we all," he said.
The cheering and dancing began again.
Unk was hustled aboard the fire engine, and driven on it to the door of the church.
Redwine pointed amiably to an unfurled wooden scroll over the door. Incised in the scroll and gilded were these words:
I WAS A VICTIM OF A SERIES OF ACCIDENTS, AS ARE WE ALL.
Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan
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Bottom Feeder Blues
Tuesday, August 11, 2009 at 11:31PM My headboard (Rusty broken)
Your blue eyes (Burn the dark)
Something in the shapes you're making
Starts a fire in my head
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